I must apologize in advance for the following post.
My brain is fried from all the recent creative output. Proceed at your own discretion….
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So, I'm sitting at my local nail salon getting my nails done (obviously) which requires me to sit still for a prolonged period of time listening to the sweet Vietnamese girls jabbering to one another, when suddenly my mind starts to wander and I notice this:
Barbicide? Really?? What exactly IS THIS??
Hmm… I wonder if that's what it's called when a Barbie is murdered? 😉
Or is that what you call it when a Barbie decides to off herself because she was once a unique and trend-setting fashion model with a fabulous wardrobe in the 60's:
and then she lost her way in the 70's thinking that maybe she could be an astronaut:
and tried to choose too many career paths through the 80's and 90's such as Sea World Trainer (although don't you agree that she might look a lot like a chewy, pink and purple Scooby-snack to Shamu?)
But now, poor thing, she's reduced to wearing skanky outfits (at her age, too!)
Or maybe she's become severely depressed because even though Ken has been her boyfriend for over 40 years and is always up for a Beach Party and she's had the wedding dress for decades now, he just won't commit and come to think of it, does she really want to be with a guy who is comfortable wearing stuff like this??
I know, sweetie, I feel your pain, but is Barbicide really the answer??
(By the way, my nails look fabulous and yes, sometimes it's really fun to be me, but seriously, don't you agree that I should really take some time off soon?) =D
Her bigger concern with Ken should be his lack of — ummmm — man parts. Has she seen him naked?
Ken always played my Barbie’s brother.Now my brother’s GI-Joes’, well, That’s a different story, they are real men. 😉
Yes, dear, you need a break. When the a.d.d. kicks in at the salon you know you’re in trouble!:) Very entertaining post as usual. I can relate to the Barbie for sure!!
xoxo
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!This is hilarious!!!!
Best. Post. Ever.
I love Barbies . . .
You. Crack. Me. Up.!!
Personally, I kind of like the astronaut outfit best, but then, I wanted to live in Cocoa Beach, Florida, and be an astronaut when I was a little kid. Why? Because my dad nearly was one, and because we played at astronauts and we watched the lunar landing and went to Cape Canaveral and and and . . . I loved watching I Dream of Jeannie! 🙂 But I never ever knew that Barbie was one!
Well, I don’t blame Ken for not committing….He should continue to go to those beach parties, clubbing afterwards, and just plain have a good time….Cause once he says “I do!”, all of that comes to a screeching halt!!! … 😉
I always thought Ken was just using Barbie as a cover. I think the little blue liquid is actually what Barbie uses to “off” her competion. Have you seen any of the Barbie “best friends forever” sidekicks lately? They seem to have disappeared after Bartender Barbie served them…Things that make you go HMMMMM…