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Killing for the Crown

August 17, 2007 By Marta Darby 6 Comments

P8107583Yes, those beauties are callously standing on the outline of the body.

We had a murder here last week. (to celebrate Lucy’s birthday.)
A dozen hopefuls vying for the Miss Teen USA crown.

The lights went out, there was a scream and Miss Texas dropped to the ground . . . dead.

It was all very dramatic.

Apparently Amy Arizona killed Tina Texas with poisoned tic-tacs because they had both been bribing one of the judges and Tina’s dad just had deeper pockets. The only way for Amy to secure the crown was to resort to . . . murder!

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Would it surprise you to know that six of these girls were Cuban-American?  And three are of Mexican descent. One of the Cuban girls was the murderer (murderess?) and another was the victim. 

But of course, that’s because they were both up for the crown..

Who knew Latinas could be  so sneaky? (wait. don’t answer that.)

What was I doing during all this backstabbing and blackmail?

Well, besides hosting the thing and feeding the girls, my character was Patty Pageant, former Miss Teen USA (1973. =D) and the pageant coordinator.

Actually, it was just another excuse to wear my tiara. 😉

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  1. Miss Teen Alabama (ali =D) says

    August 17, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    Yes- and we had a great time!! Who knew being a murder witness could be so fun?!

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  2. Miss Tanya, ReigningTeen USA says

    August 17, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    I agree with you, dahling, we had a ball. =D Mom, you were great. Thank you for planning this amazing pre-pageant-murder-mystery party! There wouldn’t have been a party at all without you.Love ya!

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  3. Carrie says

    August 17, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    OMGosh…I love that. What a cool, cool party! What cool friends. (I would have finished her off with a red tacon to the head or arsenic in the flan or set her to sail the wrong way on the Florida Straights…bad Cubanita that I am)

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  4. Pam says

    August 17, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    Another amazing Marta production! Think of all we could do if we lived near each other. I had a tierra/crown once. I don’t know what happened to it. Were you surprised by the cake? Hope so! Really fun talking to you today…even it was one sided! Love you!

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  5. Dana says

    October 27, 2021 at 8:39 am

    Do you have a video of the birthday party killin for the crown

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    • Marta Darby says

      October 27, 2021 at 12:52 pm

      I’m sorry, I don’t. The photos tell the story!

      Reply

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