Amy comes bouncing in and announces that her cousin, (my nephew) Michael is having a big party to celebrate his thirtieth birthday in February and that she's thinking about going.
There's just one small (geographic) problem . . .
Michael lives in South Miami Beach, Florida.
Amy: "I can leave on Friday, go to the party on Saturday and come home on Sunday!"
Eric's (total First Born) response:
"Oooh, that's a long way to go and a lot of money to spend for just a weekend in Miami."
Me (total Baby of the Family):
"Oooh, that sounds awesome! Can I come?" =D