Haikus R Us


My niece Natalie
      has so much going for her.
             Ah! To be eighteen!

She was so little;
      I thought she'd be taller now.
            Happy Birthday, Nat!

Aunt Marti's so weird.
      Her haikus are not clever.
           I wish she would stop.

My sweet Nat grew up.
    Where did all the time go to?
         A beautiful girl.

She's at it again.
     Get a life, please, Aunt Marti.
        And stop the haikus!